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MicrowaveCat

There is a pizza in there. It has been turning since before I could reach the counter. Nobody has ever taken it out while I was watching.

time remaining2:00
reheats0
slices received0

Heating instructions

read the back of the box out loud, it does not help

900 W2 min
700 W3 min
Pierce filmI have no thumbs
Stir halfwaysee above
Standing timethe rest of my life
Serveseveryone except me

Do not leave unattended. It is not unattended. It has never once been unattended.

batch soon
Microwave Cat behind the door
the light comes on and the whole kitchen becomes one small orange room

The door has never opened for me.

I know the sound it makes at eleven seconds.

I am not waiting for the pizza. I am waiting for the light.